{"id":151,"date":"2011-01-27T15:57:25","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T15:57:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/?p=151"},"modified":"2023-06-16T16:12:26","modified_gmt":"2023-06-16T16:12:26","slug":"te-grabesti-ca-mireasa-la-pat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/2011\/01\/27\/te-grabesti-ca-mireasa-la-pat\/","title":{"rendered":"Te gr\u0103be\u015fti ca mireasa la pat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-153\" src=\"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/mireasa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"198\" height=\"296\" \/><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Acest post este scris de o persoan\u0103 la care eu \u0163in tare mult. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarietaVarga\">Marieta<\/a>. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.marietavarga.eu\/\">Marieta Varga<\/a>. <\/em><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-smiley\" src=\"http:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/arhiva\/expresii-romanesti\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":)\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Asta func\u0163iona cu ani buni \u00een urm\u0103, adic\u0103 pe vremea c\u00e2nd fiin\u0163a delicat\u0103 \u015fi \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 \u00een alb era tot pur\u0103 din punct de vedere anatomic, adic\u0103 avea membrana intact\u0103. Normal c\u0103 se gr\u0103bea fata s\u0103 testeze relaxa, m\u0103 rog, salteaua umplut\u0103 cu \u015fu\u015forci. Ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eentreba\u0163i, \u015fu\u015forca e un cuv\u00e2nt care \u00een Banat \u00eenseamn\u0103 foile alea care \u00eenvelesc \u015ftiuletele de porumb \u015fi care uscate serveau ca umplutur\u0103 pentru saltele. N-a\u0163i vrea s\u0103 face\u0163i sex pe o chestie din aia \u015fi s\u0103 locui\u0163i la bloc. Ar afla ori copiii, ori vecinii, ori ambii, depinde de dot\u0103ri.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">S\u0103 revenim, domni\u015foara se gr\u0103bea s\u0103-\u015fi testeze alesul \u00een regim enduro \u015fi mai ales s\u0103 se ostoiasc\u0103, dup\u0103 care dac\u0103 presta\u0163ia nu era convenabil\u0103, putea \u00eencerca \u015fi cu r\u00e2nda\u015ful.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">De ceva vreme zicerea &#8221;<strong>te gr\u0103be\u0219ti ca mireasa la pat<\/strong>&#8221; nu prea mai are subiect, nu de alta dar nu mai e mult \u015fi vom c\u0103uta virgine pe la clasele I-IV.\u00a0 Graba se rezolv\u0103 cu mult\u0103 vreme \u00eenainte de verighet\u0103(prefer termenul de verighet\u0103 \u015fi nu pe cel de inel&#8230;pffff ) iar c\u00e2nd se comite, viitoarea doamn\u0103 \u015ftie \u201cpar coeur\u201d\u00a0 cum func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 dot\u0103rile mirelui.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Atunci unde \u015fi de ce s\u0103 se gr\u0103beasc\u0103? Mai bine o face \u00eencet \u015fi cu rafinament.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.clker.com\/clipart-24089.html\">Sursa foto<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Acest post este scris de o persoan\u0103 la care eu \u0163in tare mult. Marieta. Marieta Varga. Asta func\u0163iona cu ani buni \u00een urm\u0103, adic\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[56,55,57],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-expresii-romanesti","tag-ca-mireasa","tag-mireasa","tag-te-grabesti-ca-mireasa-la-pat","wpcat-2-id"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":158,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/soringrumazescu.ro\/expresii-romanesti\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}